Please bare in mind that this was taken from a serious newspaper.

( Everyone hide your Armadillos... )

For those of you unfamiliar with the Lyrics Game, it's pretty simple. Below, you will find the lyrics from 20 songs. Your job is to name the song title and artist without looking them up, no Google or any of that you cheating bastards. As you get them right I'll cross them off or add the name or artist that is right, then someone else can come along and fill in the gaps.
Lets see how good you all are :>

( And here's zee cut )